Destruction Junction, What's Your Function?

If the project continues at current pace, we'll be done next week. Not only do we have no kitchen, no master bath, no dining room, and no living room, we now have no walls on the back of our house. Tomorrow, part of the roof is gone. We have gained enough grit to make a small beach, however. Which is only fitting, since a substantial portion of the house now resembles a cabana. A third rate cabana. During the off-season. After a hurricane. Not a fruity drink with a parasol in sight. Yikes.